Truck Nutz and the fall of human civilization

[Solomwi]

Guy, if yer truck ain't got no nutz how's it sposed tuh do the things a truck needs to do?

I think those who would use truck nutz ironically are far more deserving of our scorn than those who would use them non-ironically. Both groups are highly douchetastic, but one knows what it's doing.

[Lefty Scaevola]

Truck nutz are totally unnecessary in Texas. 'Round harr we do not geld our trucks into steers to begin with, so we do not have to add cosmetic nuts later.

[Theben]

So all Texan cars are gay?