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  • Best Apolyton One Liners

    Every once in a while, I'll open a thread, start reading and see a post that just makes me laugh. Some are to be expected, and yet are still funny. While others come from people that you would least expect it from. There have been many in the past, I'm just too lazy to find some of the more memorable ones... but recently, two have made me chuckle.

    In the "Riding bareback" thread


    BeBro playfully asks if the horse complained about having somebody perform sex in him... and the response from MOBIUS was... "Neigh"

    In the "1984, here we come!" thread


    In response to a typica Wiglaf post concerning gay men and fantasies, Lorizael responded that a holodeck would solve the problem, and Wiglaf responded with "More like a holodick"


    Yeah... maybe not funny to you, but I found them great responses in context of the threads.

    What one liners have you seen that have actually made you laugh... Has somebody said something so totally out of character that you could only laugh... What was your favorite Apolyton One Liner...
    Keep on Civin'
    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    Originally posted by rah View Post
    But my daughter if the best thing I've every done.
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      ouch
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #4
        It made me chuckle
        Monkey!!!

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          Yeah... sometimes posts come out differently then intended... and that was really the case on that one
          Keep on Civin'
          RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #6
            Not funny one, but definitely a notorious one-liner:

            CHILL OR BE CHILLED.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MrFun View Post
              Not funny one, but definitely a notorious one-liner:

              CHILL OR BE CHILLED.
              HEY! READ, RESPOND, OR BE RESTRICTIVE.
              Order of the Fly
              Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by AAHZ View Post
                RESTRICTIVE.
                Restrictive???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                Keep on Civin'
                RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #9
                  I'd Hit it
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #10
                    Ban them all and let god sort them out.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11
                      Nuke 'em, Nuke 'em til they glow. - Sloww
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #12
                        The one from Heraclitus where he demanded apologies from KH if he was not a theoretical physisist

                        "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                        • #13
                          "does someone want to tell him, or should i?"

                          i lul'd.
                          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                          • #14
                            I am an industry expert. -- MtG
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              "I like raping dogs" - Ben

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