Which non-humans are we not permitted to kill?

[Drake Tungsten]

I believe the male dolphin's penis is also so strong and muscular that attempting to make love to one could result in severe internal injury. Sex with female dolphins, on the other hand, is supposed to be magical due to their Honored Matre-esque vaginal control.

[Riesstiu IV]

Dolphins are also known as the interspecies rapists of the sea.

[loinburger]

There was a Christopher Moore book where dolphin-human hybrids kept unnerving the humans by using their prehensile penises as extra limbs.

[Guynemer]

Those where whale-human hybrids. The whaley boys.





There was also another Christopher Moore book where a small-town pharmacist had a dolphin/sea creature paraphilia, and ended up as sea monster food.

[loinburger]

Have you read Fool yet? I don't remember **** about King Lear since I bullshat my way through the essay on the play in high school so I have no idea how true Moore remained to the original, but Fool was funny nevertheless hereuntoforthwith.

[Guynemer]

It departed the text here and there in rather significant ways, but the guts of the story were all there. Yes, quite enjoyable. A Dirty Job remains my favorite, though.