It was only a matter of time. Night clubs for fat people.

[Wezil]

I'm sure that a lot of less than hefty people will go there expecting easy pickings.

Chubby chaser heaven

[rah]

I had a friend in college that chased the chubbers and he was never lacking.
I always tried to be somewhere else when he started bragging about his conquests.

[Kitschum]

Which City Is America's Fittest?

Is that the Men's Fitness list? Here's apparently a recenter one (2009):

http://www.mensfitness.com/lifestyle/215

Top 25 Fattest Cities

1. Miami, FL
2. Oklahoma City, OK
3. San Antonio, TX
4. Las Vegas, NV
5. New York, NY
6. Houston, TX
7. El Paso, TX
8. Jacksonville, FL
9. Charlotte, NC
10. Louisville-Jefferson, KY
11. Memphis, TN
12. Detroit, MI
13. Chicago, IL
14. Dallas-Fort Worth, TX
15. San Jose, CA
16. Tulsa, OK
17. Baltimore, MD
18. Columbus, OH
19. Raleigh, NC
20. Philadelphia, PA
21. L.A.-Long Beach, CA
22. Phoenix-Mesa, AZ
23. Indianapolis, IN
24. San Diego, CA
25. Kansas City, MO

Looks like your city is slipping.

[Kitschum]

Some of that may be biased by older people retiring to some of those areas.

Or by having more blacks living there.

[Japher]

And Mexicans of course. Both groups are also lazy, and lazy = fat. Clearly.

[Kitschum]

So old = lazy = fat. Makes sense. Then you can stave off aging by staying active. Also makes sense. It feels like we've found the key to the universe here.

[Riesstiu IV]

****, why am I not surprised Dallas is ranked 14. I'm always floored at the number of young, fat chicks who cake themselves in makeup and wear ill-fitting outfits to compensate for their fatness. I need to get out of here.

[Drake Tungsten]

I find it funny that they play hip hop as it is a stereo type that black men listen to hip hop and that black men like big women.

Yes, it's very surprising that a club would play hip-hip, you ****ing racist.

[SlowwHand]

Which City Is America's Fittest?

Data came from sources including the CDC, U.S. Census Bureau, U.S. Department of Agriculture, and the nonprofit Trust for the Public Land.

Here is how the cities ranked:

1. Washington, D.C.
2. Minneapolis-St. Paul
3. Denver
4. Boston
5. San Francisco
6. Seattle
7. Portland
8. San Diego
9. Austin, Texas
10. Virginia Beach, Va.

America's fattest cities:

1.) Miami, FL
2.) Oklahoma City, OK
3.) San Antonio, TX
4.) Las Vegas, NV
5.) New York, NY
6.) Houston, TX
7.) El Paso, TX
8.) Jacksonville, FL
9.) Charlotte, NC
10.) Louisville-Jefferson, KY

We knew the south was full of fat retards.

Austin, liberal hotbed. San Antonio and El Paso, Mexicans and their scarfing down of tortilla meals. Yes, makes sense.

[Asher]

Dallas is way up there too.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I am literally shocked Atlanta isn't listed on the fattest city lists.

[SlowwHand]

Dallas is way up there too.

Dallas has a lot of Mexicans, too. 40% or so of the population.

[Solomwi]

to the market at work.

[Dinner]

Dallas is way up there too.

Yeah, and Houston was the 7th fattest but you notice Slowwie didn't talk about them?

[SlowwHand]

Excuse me for leaving one out, Oerdin. You dickwad.