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**Drake Tungsten** · October 23, 2009, 15:43

I'm going with Lori... what kind of guy gives himself a girl's nickname?

He also thinks Rachel Maddow is hot.

**Riesstiu IV** · October 23, 2009, 15:48

Its very simple really, anybody who admits they are gay is gay and anyone who has vehemently denied being gay is gay.

**Flubber** · October 23, 2009, 16:37

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post

Its very simple really, anybody who admits they are gay is gay and anyone who has vehemently denied being gay is gay.

Would you also say

Anyone that has been silent on the issue of whether they are gay, is gay ??

**Riesstiu IV** · October 23, 2009, 16:38

No, they are straight.

**Japher** · October 23, 2009, 16:40

Damn it, I know I shouldn't have said anything.

How will I break this to my wife? After sex perhaps?

**Riesstiu IV** · October 23, 2009, 16:44

After sex with Wiglaf.

**Drake Tungsten** · October 23, 2009, 16:45

During sex would be better. Just moan "Ohh, Mitch..." a couple minutes in and let things proceed naturally from there.

**Flubber** · October 23, 2009, 16:58

Originally posted by Japher View Post

Damn it, I know I shouldn't have said anything.

How will I break this to my wife? After sex perhaps?

see you have sex with your wife (frequently energetically and perhaps even exclusively) just to hide your gayness. The fact that you never ever have sex with a man or ever think about it fondly is just more proof that you are in denial

**The Emperor Fabulous** · October 24, 2009, 15:42

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post

He also thinks Rachel Maddow is hot.

She is hot.

**Drake Tungsten** · October 24, 2009, 16:09

You're gay and you think Rachel Maddow is hot. This makes perfect sense. Lori claims to be straight and thinks Rachel Maddow is hot, however, which is very suspicious.

**Riesstiu IV** · October 24, 2009, 16:41

Maddow is very plain looking and her haircut makes her look too boyish.

**KrazyHorse** · October 24, 2009, 16:45

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post

During sex would be better. Just moan "Ohh, Mitch..." a couple minutes in and let things proceed naturally from there.

There's a Savage Love column from a while back where a woman said that her bf/husband would start muttering about "big black dicks" when they were ****ing.

**Drake Tungsten** · October 24, 2009, 16:46

**Alex** · October 24, 2009, 18:21

I had to look for Rachel Meddow pics just to know what you were talking about and it baffles me how any straight guy can think she's hot.

**Drake Tungsten** · October 24, 2009, 18:30

it baffles me how any straight guy can think she's hot.

They can't.

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