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**Guynemer** · October 13, 2009, 13:00

Originally posted by Wezil View Post

let it bleed

Love that song. Also the correct the answer.

**Wezil** · October 13, 2009, 13:11

I think I'm going into shock.

**Guynemer** · October 13, 2009, 13:14

Nah. Your hands would be shaking too violently to type.

**loinburger** · October 13, 2009, 13:14

There are no atheists in foxholes. Meditate on this koan for long enough and the bleeding will stop one way or another.

**Guynemer** · October 13, 2009, 13:14

Loin's got a point.

If you die, you'll stop bleeding.

**Wezil** · October 13, 2009, 13:15

Great. One more problem in my life that death will solve.

**Guynemer** · October 13, 2009, 13:19

Death solves all of life's problems. That might be the one enduring lesson I've learned in my years as a physician.

**SlowwHand** · October 13, 2009, 18:59

Originally posted by Wezil View Post

Should I let it bleed or start attaching toilet paper squares?

Be glad you're not on blood thinners.

Shouldn't this be under My Life Is Average?

**Nugog** · October 13, 2009, 20:40

Bleed.

**Theben** · October 13, 2009, 20:50

Depends on what you were shaving.

**-Jrabbit** · October 13, 2009, 22:22

A tourniquet around the neck might work.

**onodera** · October 13, 2009, 23:54

Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post

A tourniquet around the neck might work.

I can apply one, and it's not a joke. It won't work in Wezil's case, but it's a legitimate medical practice.

**SlowwHand** · October 13, 2009, 23:57

I'll be the fish and bite. Why won't it work on Wezil?

**Guynemer** · October 13, 2009, 23:59

Originally posted by onodera View Post

I can apply one, and it's not a joke. It won't work in Wezil's case, but it's a legitimate medical practice.

I think someone tied Zkrib's a bit too tight.

I cut myself shaving