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    There is a first time for everything, even for Playboy.

    The magazine has chosen Marge Simpson, the cartoon matron of the show The Simpson, as its November cover girl.

    The issue, hitting stands on October 16, features a three-page photo spread of the housewife and mother of three, with what the magazine is referring to as "implied nudity". It is Playboy's first time featuring a cartoon character on its cover.

    Playboy's new CEO, Scott Flanders (that's right - Flanders), is hoping Marge's pictorial debut will attract 20-somethings to the magazine. Playboy's average reader is 35 years old.

    Does a cartoon character have enough influence to shift Playboy's readership? Somewhere, Jessica Rabbit believes.


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  • #2
    Wow. Not enough bimbos this month apparently.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Wezil View Post
      There is a first time for everything, even for Playboy.

      The magazine has chosen Marge Simpson, the cartoon matron of the show The Simpson, as its November cover girl.

      The issue, hitting stands on October 16, features a three-page photo spread of the housewife and mother of three, with what the magazine is referring to as "implied nudity". It is Playboy's first time featuring a cartoon character on its cover.

      Playboy's new CEO, Scott Flanders (that's right - Flanders), is hoping Marge's pictorial debut will attract 20-somethings to the magazine. Playboy's average reader is 35 years old.

      Does a cartoon character have enough influence to shift Playboy's readership? Somewhere, Jessica Rabbit believes.


      http://network.nationalpost.com/np/b...r-playboy.aspx

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      • #4
        Three pages of implied nudity?

        Is it just me, or have mucky books declined somewhat since I were a lad?

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        • #5
          You know what 20 somethings want? DP Mpegs in one tab, Calculatedrisk in the other.
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          • #6
            Not 'poly in the other tab? Aw ****.


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            • #7
              Originally posted by duke o' york View Post
              Not 'poly in the other tab? Aw ****.


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              • #8
                from the horses mouth.

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                • #9
                  damn I feel old, I'm looking at the cover for the interviews

                  I see Farrah's tribute and someone to google, Alina something

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                  • #10
                    Its one of those old jokes but Playboy had some brilliant interviews in the 70's (at least).
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                    • #11
                      I'd have preferred Lois Griffin...

                      I also think they should have replaced the PB bunny with one of Groening's old "Life is"-rabbits.
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                      • #12
                        Lois Griffin definitely has more the personality for it.

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                        • #13
                          I assume she's next issue.
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                          • #14
                            Never heard of Alina Puscau, but "Victoria's Secret Stunner" is a phrase that will always get my attention.


                            Lois Griffin is too much of a doormat. Gimme Haylie Smith.
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                            • #15
                              One of the first images that comes up on Google when searching for Alina Puscau links to stormfront.org.

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