Halifax Thread

[Drake Tungsten]

Just went piss. It smelled like coffee and fear.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Chipotle

[Jon Miller]

Considering I already felt bad twice during the last month or so, and spent all last weekend chasing a bug that didn't exist (but I thought it did... I am blaming the lack of sleep), I am fairly certain that if I tried to do as KH I wouldn't make it.

JM

[MOBIUS]

They do a good bank account and I just got a 0% interest credit card on purchases for the next 6 months. Also, if you have Halifax's Easycash account you can avoid paying the stupid £5 each ticket each way charges Ryanair imposes on their so-called 'cheap' flights...

[Drake Tungsten]

Are you the douchey-looking guy in your avatar?

[notyoueither]

Halifax isn't bad, Crosby is from near there. If the government continues to tell the Euros to go **** themselves, you should be able to get on a sealing season site-seeing tour.

[Patroklos]

I've done two port visits there, its a great little place to party for a weekend or so, I am not sure if I would want to live there. If you like the outdoors and water activities it is a good place to live. If you hate frozen sea spray, it is not.

[KrazyHorse]

Halifax has nice, mild winters.

[Drake Tungsten]

For Canada...

[Wiglaf]

How can anyone like Chipolte? I fed it to my dog once, he had diarrhea for weeks. Every time I eat it I have a similar reaction. It takes vaguely spicy and disgusting. It is mounds of fat and tastes like death in your mouth. Gross. I suppose you are all into fellatio or cunnilingus or whatever it is called when you do it to a female. I'd rather eat penis than Chipolte burritos, let's just state facts today.

[Theben]

I'd rather eat penis than Chipolte burritos, let's just state facts today.

Wiggy is racist with his penis preferences.

[Wezil]

Halifax isn't bad, Crosby is from near there. If the government continues to tell the Euros to go **** themselves, you should be able to get on a sealing season site-seeing tour.

Not bad. The CanPol reference is weak but passable.

[MOBIUS]

Are you the douchey-looking guy in your avatar?

I was in an art gallery. It's a bit difficult not to look douchey when someone takes a picture of you...

[duke o' york]

I'm going to assume that your post is some kind of reference to the Halifax in the UK. You limeys need to get used to the fact that our Halifax is bigger and nicer.

That's as maybe, but the first president of the Yooass was named after a ****hole town just outside Newcastle, Geordieland, which was a ****hole long before the States were founded, and will continue to be after Texas takes them all over.

[Space05us]

So far today, I've had:

5-6 cups of coffee
8 tums
1 chipotle burrito
3 beers

I need to start living a healthier lifestyle. Can't wait till I actually get a job.

Also, defense is in like 2 months.

Arg.

Should start a pool on how long it will be before KH develops a stomach ulcer.