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I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891 -
Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?
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What do you call epileptic lettuce?
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What is the best time to eat reindeer meat?
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Ah darn, I thought you said less. My bad.Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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Why are pirates called pirates?
They just arrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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When is it time to water your weed plants?
When they dry out!!!!!!!!!!!John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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We need more schizophrenia threads
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I have to wonder what Loin does all day to find the stuff he does. I don't want to know, but I do wonder.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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