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Without it counting as incest, that is. Otherwise the answer would be "zero" (unless you don't have any genitalia or something.)
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It'll always be incest if you have shared DNA involved.Originally posted by loinburger View Post"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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Why go back in time? Just start diggin'
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Everybody has shared DNA. Hell, a human has a ton of DNA in common with yeast, but it would still be kind of creepy to have sex with yeast.Originally posted by MRT144 View Post<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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I'll fall for the Ph.D then.
Never had oral sex with a thrush infested vagani, Loin?You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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CreepyI came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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This is a function of location.Comment
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No, but I had oral sex with a woman who had a dildo made out of bread, does that qualify me for membership in the single-cellular club?Originally posted by Krill View Post<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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This is actually an interesting question. I'm going to say that you can go back in time and **** anybody who died before you were born. It's not incest unless you are contemporaries.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Why do you have to go back in time for that?Comment
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You know what I mean, pedant.Originally posted by loinburger View Post"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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I don't know what you mean. Is a relationship between fifteenth cousins incestuous?<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Which cousin do you have in mind?Originally posted by loinburger View Post"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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Some random peasant in France - if I go back in time to the middle ages and **** a French peasant then there's a not insignificant chance that I'll be related to him/her/it.
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If they aren't direct descendants or siblings of direct descendants, I say game on.Originally posted by loinburger View PostSome random peasant in France - if I go back in time to the middle ages and **** a French peasant then there's a not insignificant chance that I'll be related to him/her/it."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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