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What would it be? And where?
No pole!
No pole!
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Why not an extra pole?I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891 -
Prehensile tail.
Then I'd be King of the Swingers (no, not that kind).
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A rocket launcher sprouting from my chest with unlimited ammunition and a rate of fire of 12 baby jesuses per minute.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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Wings! Then I wouldn't need to drink so much Red Bull.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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That's two appendages
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An arm, like the aliens in Mote.
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Flying would probably take a lot of energy.Comment
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have allowed us to invent rockets/jet engines/etc.
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Originally posted by Half Man Half Biscuit
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Actually, after more thought how about an eye stalk?
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What kind of eye-beam will it shoot? I vote for finger of death.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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But wouldn't that be a finger?
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Second Penis so I could be a one man DP machine."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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I was thinking this. 360 degree vision would be awesome.Originally posted by Jon Miller View Post
Having it shoot death rays would be an added plus.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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