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If you build a house on a breakwater it will be destroyed in a storm.
If you build a house on the edge of an eroding cliff it will eventually fall off.
The south Pacific will be ravaged by earthquakes and tsunamis on an annual basis.
The south east United States will be ravaged by hurricanes on an annual basis.
The central United States will be ravaged by tornadoes.
If you are a little girl and you walk around town all alone you will be abducted.
If you attend the Catholic church at least one of your children will be molested by a clergy member. Had you joined a Protestant church this would not happen.
If you eat fast food you will get fat.
If you eat fruits and vegetables you will get cancer from pesticides, and hepatitis from poop that lingers on the produce because dirty Mexicans pick it for us.
Opening a package of peanuts on an airplane could kill someone.
If you exercise you will injure yourself.
You shouldn't drink alcohol it's bad for your liver.
You should drink alcohol it's good for your heart.
The US is the best country in the world.
The kids in the US are all obese, lazy, and stupid.
The adults in the US are all obese, lazy, stupid.
The workforce in the US is the most dedicated and productive in the world.
The US healthcare system is the worst in the world.
The only healthcare system that works is the US healthcare system.
You should learn to save your money.
You should spend all of your money on fast food and fast cars.
What has the news taught you?
If you build a house on the edge of an eroding cliff it will eventually fall off.
The south Pacific will be ravaged by earthquakes and tsunamis on an annual basis.
The south east United States will be ravaged by hurricanes on an annual basis.
The central United States will be ravaged by tornadoes.
If you are a little girl and you walk around town all alone you will be abducted.
If you attend the Catholic church at least one of your children will be molested by a clergy member. Had you joined a Protestant church this would not happen.
If you eat fast food you will get fat.
If you eat fruits and vegetables you will get cancer from pesticides, and hepatitis from poop that lingers on the produce because dirty Mexicans pick it for us.
Opening a package of peanuts on an airplane could kill someone.
If you exercise you will injure yourself.
You shouldn't drink alcohol it's bad for your liver.
You should drink alcohol it's good for your heart.
The US is the best country in the world.
The kids in the US are all obese, lazy, and stupid.
The adults in the US are all obese, lazy, stupid.
The workforce in the US is the most dedicated and productive in the world.
The US healthcare system is the worst in the world.
The only healthcare system that works is the US healthcare system.
You should learn to save your money.
You should spend all of your money on fast food and fast cars.
What has the news taught you?