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  • Letterman screws staffers, saves $2million

    ...by declining to be extorted.

    Letterman Reports Extortion

    By RUSSELL ADAMS

    David Letterman was the target of an extortion attempt based on sexual relationships he had with female employees, the late-night talk show host acknowledged on his show Thursday, according to a statement put out by the show's producer.

    Three weeks ago, Mr. Letterman received a package from a person who claimed to have knowledge of the relationships and subsequently threatened to go public with it if he didn't agree to pay $2 million, Mr. Letterman said, according to the statement.

    The star of CBS's "Late Show With David Letterman" said he referred the case to the Special Prosecution Bureau of the Manhattan District Attorney's office. The office conducted an investigation, during which it issued a fake $2 million check and arrested the alleged extortionist Thursday, the statement said.

    Mr. Letterman said he acknowledged in testimony before a grand jury Thursday morning that he had engaged in sexual relationships with members of his staff. "My response to that is, yes, I have," Mr. Letterman said during the show's taping, according to the statement. "Would it be embarrassing it if were made public? Perhaps it would. I feel like I need to protect these people. I need to certainly protect my family."

    Mr. Letterman married his longtime partner, Regina Lasko, in March. The two have a young son.

    A spokeswoman for the Manhattan district attorney's office declined to comment. "CBS was made aware of an ongoing police investigation involving David Letterman and an employee at '48 Hours,' who was subsequently arrested earlier today on charges of attempted grand larceny in the first degree. CBS is cooperating fully with the authorities and the employee has been suspended pending the results of the investigation. Mr. Letterman addressed the issue during the show's broadcast this evening, and we believe his comments speak for themselves," said Chris Ender, a CBS spokesman.

    The disclosure comes on the heels of a good ratings run for Mr. Letterman. The 62-year-old host regularly beats NBC's new "Tonight Show" host, Conan O'Brien, in average number of viewers, while Mr. O'Brien bests him among viewers between the ages of 18 and 49. Last week, Mr. Letterman interviewed President Barack Obama and beat Mr. O'Brien by both measures, attracting more viewers than he has for any show since 2005.
    Apparently, he'd hit it. Repeatedly.
    Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
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    Never give in to ransoms, of any kind.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Never negotiate with terrorists

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      • #4
        Never dip your pen in the company inkwell.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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        • #5
          Good man. "Yep- I occasionally have sex with people I work with. Bye."

          That's the way to handle it.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
            Never dip your pen in the company inkwell.
            To be fair, it is his company.
            Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
            RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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            • #7
              Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
              To be fair, it is his company.
              One of the perks of the job.
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                Good man. "Yep- I occasionally have sex with people I work with. Bye."

                That's the way to handle it.
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #9
                  I'd have sex with David Letterman for God's sake

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                  • #10
                    He's a democrat.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      Cite? You are basing that off the comments he made about Sarah Palin's big boobed retarded daughter but it's not possible to discern from that his political affiliation. Who gets offended by jokes directed at retards? It's not like retards can be offended by them, and neither can the dead retards so let's not respect the dead either, at least in matters of humor.

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                      • #12
                        If you can't tell from his body of work, then you obviously don't watch him much.
                        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • #13
                          hint #1: He's in NYC.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            I don't like Letterman, but he handled it far better than most in his situation .
                            Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                            • #15
                              Yeah, it just shows that if you're going to blackmail someone over sexual indiscretions, pick on republicans.
                              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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