What the Olympics has to do with Obama

[Japher]

So, in an effort to focus on health care Obama has decided to fly to Copenhagen to make a bid for the Chicago olympics in 2016. Poor Chicago doesn't even want the olympics because people will realize that what they call pizza is really a pie.

Next week, in an effort to support US armed forces and foreign efforts to rid the world of the terrorists that took down the world trade center in 2001 as part of the largest terrorist act on American soil Obama plans to go bowling and smoke a doobie with his bros.

It is rumored that Obama's concerns with the Olympics are, in fact, to get bull ****ting entered as an event as he figures that's something he can win at.

More to come...

[Imran Siddiqui]

It's to pay back the Chicago machine that helped him get where is today

[Wezil]

Will he work on the climate change file when he's done jetting around?

[Winston]

He will do everything that is right. What's the matter, don't you read the press?

[rah]

This is one where he can get away with paying the machine back.

[DaShi]

This is a pretty lame thing to criticize him for. I guess the idea is to dilute them so much that any criticism will look more ridiculous, much like the over criticism of Bush did.

[rah]

I'm not doing any criticism here. (and everyone knows I try to at every chance)
I believe he owes his home stomping ground this one. And I think he can do it without people thinking it's favoritsm. It's good for the entire country. Despite that half of chicago doesn't want the games.

[DaShi]

Thank you, raj. I can sleep now.

[Wezil]

I'm criticizing him. I'm tired of being lectured about the dangers of climate change by politicians that jet around the world. Learn how to use a damn telephone.

[Kitschum]

Öbämä in Cöpenhägen?

[Drake Tungsten]

The Olympics are a huge waste of money, not to mention one of the most corrupt organizations on the planet.

[-Jrabbit]

Perfect!

[Monk]

Hey Kitschum, we don't use those dots over our letters, that's left to the Germans and the Swedes.

Now, reliable sources say Winston is currently scouting for New Zealand plane tickets to be as far away from Obama as possible. I'll consider joining him if that other superstar rooting for Chicago, Oprah Winfrey, will be bringing Dr. Phil to the show.

Other than that, we're looking forward to welcoming the president. I doubt it's going to be a succes for him though. I think Rio rather than Chicago remains the favorite since Brazil or any other South American country has yet to host the grand scha-bang.

[Drake Tungsten]

Obama wouldn't be coming if the IOC hadn't already told him that Chicago would get the Olympics if he did.