Ted Striker is Back

[ZEE]

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[bumfister]

You need to do less drugs.

[ZEE]

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[ZEE]

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[loinburger]

I'm pretty sure that bumfister is actually flatulus.

[ZEE]

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[loinburger]

I keep in touch with yiff_yiff_yaoi, but that's not quite the same thing.

[ZEE]

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[loinburger]

If I knew how to contact Ted Striker then I would have invited him to the furry diaper dickgirl fetish forum long ago.

[ZEE]

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[loinburger]

There is nothing I can possibly say to convince you that you are wrong.

[Lorizael]

I'd like to take this opportunity to clear a few things up. When I became moderator, I was entrusted with several Apolyton secrets that were deemed too dangerous to be released. Of relevance here, I became aware of the fact that Ted Striker's absence is due to him being abducted by aliens after he nearly revealed their involvement in 9/11. If we ever do see him again, it is likely that he will be brainwashed and no longer aware of his previous identity.

[ZEE]

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[SlowwHand]

I'd like to take this opportunity to clear a few things up. When I became moderator, I was entrusted with several Apolyton secrets that were deemed too dangerous to be released. Of relevance here, I became aware of the fact that Ted Striker's absence is due to him being abducted by aliens after he nearly revealed their involvement in 9/11. If we ever do see him again, it is likely that he will be brainwashed and no longer aware of his previous identity.

You probably think this sounds far-fetched. It's doesn't.

[Fve Crathva]

My theory is Loinburger brought Ted Striker back with a few old buddies of his at the same time. That explains the surge of old posters. But Ted, with is ego, didn't want to just come back on his old account so he made a DL which everybody thought was Loin.

The mods are probably also in on this as well which explains Lori's behavior (but probably got actual site complaints about the dickgirl thing.) I think Ted wanted to come clean, but is still too timid to think how he would be received. The subtle posting hints and Loin covering his tracks by saying its actually HIS AE (DL) bought Ted time. Plus Loins little sprite about how an AE has to have a different posting style (innuendo of Bumfister's posting style different than his.)

The few other posters are probably old buddies or contacts of Loin/Teds who wanted in on the action and make it look like a real "invasion." Even got the attention of CFC's administration to cover their OWN tracks.

well played, but game over, boys. AAHZ done done it again.

This is almost exactly correct. Kudos.

SP