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We are not talking about women here.
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Oh right, I had to remind myself who the thread starter was, carry on!Comment
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Do they allow gay weddings?Promoting world peace one bum at a time.Comment
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They're legal in Spain
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High School hookup...most definitely. I still have regrets about the chicks I should have bagged in high school but was too chicken **** to step up to.
I see the world through bloodshot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies.Comment
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But surely memory is better then the current reality. 20 years and 100 pounds later, I mean.Promoting world peace one bum at a time.Comment
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You're assuming I don't have a fat fetish. Which is a surprising assumption considering the sick **** you like.I see the world through bloodshot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies.Comment
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Wedding hookup. All your high school sweethearts are fat and ugly when compared to the images of their nubile charms stored in your memory.Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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Not true. My high school gf that I recently bagged looks better now than she did then, even after having two kids.Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: Well your work has not changed.Comment
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Not between the legs.Originally posted by metalhead View PostI see the world through bloodshot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies.Comment
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This story is supposed to give us the impression you scored and nothing else, right?Comment
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Quiet, you!
@drake - all too true
Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: Well your work has not changed.Comment
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