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**Zkribbler** · September 23, 2009, 04:24

I wish I were a DL of Loinburger because then I'd get to wear his really cool hat.

**Cimbri** · September 23, 2009, 04:26

If there is a money prize, then I'm a DL of whoever.

**Ocktoepuss** · September 23, 2009, 08:36

I don't know about you all, but the only thing I am of Loin's is his sweet sweet store-in-your-nightstand bedside appliance.

**Lorizael** · September 23, 2009, 08:53

Hi, everybody! This is now the official get your ass in here or be banned thread! Yay!

If you're a friend of loinburger's or one of the other recent arrivals to Poly and you feel like discussing your relationship with loinburger, dickgirls, or any of the other boring topics that have cropped up on the forum recently, do it here.

If you choose to spam up other threads with this crap, you'll be banned. Yay! If you choose to contribute to other threads in a cogent fashion, you won't be banned. Yay!

**loinburger** · September 23, 2009, 08:56

What this forum needs is fewer threads/posts.

**Lorizael** · September 23, 2009, 09:07

Fewer posts about dickgirls, yeah. More posts about essentially anything else, yeah.

**bumfister** · September 23, 2009, 09:15

Originally posted by Lorizael View Post

Hi, everybody! This is now the official get your ass in here or be banned thread! Yay!

If you're a friend of loinburger's or one of the other recent arrivals to Poly and you feel like discussing your relationship with loinburger, dickgirls, or any of the other boring topics that have cropped up on the forum recently, do it here.

If you choose to spam up other threads with this crap, you'll be banned. Yay! If you choose to contribute to other threads in a cogent fashion, you won't be banned. Yay!

You're bossy.

Originally posted by loinburger View Post

What this forum needs is fewer threads/posts.

I know! You'd think they wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth and realize that new posters are a good thing.

**bumfister** · September 23, 2009, 09:17

Originally posted by Lorizael View Post

Fewer posts about dickgirls, yeah. More posts about essentially anything else, yeah.

I'm going to hold you to that.

**Lorizael** · September 23, 2009, 09:18

What about my bossy? I'm happy. Look at all the yays!

**N35t0r** · September 23, 2009, 09:37

Originally posted by bumfister View Post

I know! You'd think they wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth and realize that new posters are a good thing.

Ehm.. yeah. If you say so.

**Tattila the Hun** · September 23, 2009, 10:40

Loinburger is my DL....

**Ocktoepuss** · September 23, 2009, 10:44

Wow, that's only the 14th time someone has used that line! Congrats!

**Jon Miller** · September 23, 2009, 11:06

If you notice, most posts have some line of normal apolyton responses. Just a few (by no means all!) are:
1. Claiming that some other poster is their DL.
2. Claiming that another poster is a DL.
3. Complaining about the lack of a banana option.
4. Baiting Ben about a number of subjects.
....

And many more! See how many yuo can discover!

JM

**Nikolai** · September 23, 2009, 11:43

Originally posted by loinburger View Post

That's why AE is vastly superior to DL.

Alternative Existence? Teh possibilities.

Teh mindnumbing possibilities.

Teh scare.

**Nikolai** · September 23, 2009, 11:44

Originally posted by Tattila the Hun View Post

Loinburger is my DL....

I'm Nikolai's DL.

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