I like to hear the lamentations fo the women!

[Ksennie]

I am Ksennie Skull-taker! The great causer of Lamentations!!!

[Fve Crathva]

I thought you were the Baron von Sexron.

SP

[Ksennie]

I can be, and indeed am many things all at once! Except Loinburger. I'm defiantly not him.

[Fve Crathva]

Few men can be loinburger.

SP

[Finvola]

I have nothing to lament about at the moment.

[Solomwi]

Am I the first non-loinburger poster in this thread?

[Fve Crathva]

I would kill to be loinburger.

Sorry, I mean, I would kill if I was loinburger.

SP

[Cimbri]

Dear Baron Von Sexron


My pee hurts like I'm pissing glass. I met this chick at a biker bar a week ago. Could it be related?

Signed,
Concerned Peashooter

[Ksennie]

It could be. Try resting your penis on raw, cold meat, and tell me if the problem persists in a few days. If not, you may be gay.

[Cimbri]

Gay as in happy?


Or gay as in "likes to go to biker bars"?

[Ksennie]

In your case, I suspect it may be both.

-The Baron.

[duke o' york]

Won't somebody please think of the women, the poor, suffering women?

Sorry, did you want to hear lamentations for the women, or of the women?

[Ksennie]

A little of both is always nice, particularly when it comes as a change of pace.

-The Baron

[Theben]

If you want to hear the women do anything, you're in the wrong forums.

[bumfister]

You can hear them squealing when there is a sale at bed, bath, and beyond.