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    Man accused of sword attack after finding soda can

    WTF is with the swordplay lately? This one is in Texas.

    BRYAN, Texas (AP) -- A man who was apparently was upset after finding a soda can in his room allegedly used a sword to cut two of his roommates. Michael Angel Zamago was jailed on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon related to family violence. Bail was $25,000.

    A police report indicates Zamago was upset to find a soda can in his room, thinking someone entered without permission. Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.

    One roommate has a cut under his right arm pit. The other suffered a cut in the shoulder area.

    A jailer who declined to provide his name said there was no record of an attorney for Zamago.
    I suggest you pick up your trash.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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    Swords are so last week.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      This is not the American way. Where is his gun?
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #4
        He's Mexican. I need to go look and see if that guy in Washington was a Mexican.
        We may have more developing trend.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
          This is not the American way. Where is his gun?
          Never bring a gun to a swordfight.
          I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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            • #7
              You forgot this one:

              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #8
                The chatty duel was always one of my favorites.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Wezil View Post
                  You forgot this one:
                  I thought about it, but Harrison Ford forgot to bring his sword to the set that day. So, he improvised.

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