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    My Attempt to Spread Douchebaggery across the Internte

    In an attempt to get my creative juices flowing, give myself something else to do, and just generally to say "LOOK AT ME!", I started a new blog. Yes, that's right, I'm gonna be one of those douches.

    The goal is going to be to post up something original once a day. And no, it won't - entirely - be a bunch of "lies" ( ) about me getting laid.

    Anyway, in all seriousness, I'd appreciate some constructive feedback - on anything. Content, style, formatting, writing, whatever.

    Dave's Thoughts: What the fuck is wrong with me?
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    My name is David, and I don't give a shit. Social norms don't concern me, nor do your petty sensibilities. I'll say whatever inappropriate thought pops into my head, and I'll pretty much do whatever I want. Especially if I'm drunk, and I usually am.
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    And in my latest douchey move, I put a typo in the title of this thread.
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    • #3
      I could fix it. But I won't.
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      • #4
        Don't want you to fix it
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        • #5
          You're not so much a douchebag as you are pathetic.

          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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          • #6
            Be that as it may, at least I'm doing something with my pathetic-ness, rather than whining about it
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            • #7
              I disagree.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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              • #8
                Go troll BK. It's more fun for everyone.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
                  Anyway, in all seriousness, I'd appreciate some constructive feedback - on anything. Content, style, formatting, writing, whatever.
                  Needs more dickgirls
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                  • #10
                    I hate to ask, but what's a dickgirl?
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                    • #11
                      Do a google image search for "dickgirl" with safesearch turned off. The rest is self-explanatory. Be sure that your girlfriend/boyfriend/boss/mother is looking over your shoulder at the time. Then blog about the results.
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                      • #12
                        Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. Next...
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                        • #13
                          Shame, it'd make great blog material. "So my boyfriend dumped me today..."
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                          • #14
                            Well, I do need blog material. My life sucks

                            I guess I should have thought of that first......
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                            • #15
                              Your first mistake was using Blogger. I know; I did the same thing. Stupid interface, and not Word-friendly.

                              Your second mistake was using the black background style. Note how it "grays out" when you scroll up/down. It is annoying as hell.

                              Oh, and you have a typo in the headline of the first post, too. So at least you're consistent.
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