Patrick Swayze is Dead

[Japher]

Resurrect the Dead Poll

http://www.edmontonsun.com/entertainment/movies/2009/09/15/10912936.html

I'm to lazy to cut an paste the article. 57, we were all waiting for this.

[Elok]

Only Demi Moore knows where he is now...RIP

[Japher]

You mean Whoopie

[Drake Tungsten]

[Serb]

R.I.P.

He was a real man.

[Dinner]

Dirty dance this, *****.

[Wezil]

Resurrect the Dead Poll

As usual, the Dead Pool broke the news at Poly.

You were second.

[Serb]

That's why I didn't start a separate thread (no matter how I wanted to).
He did.

[OzzyKP]

Not only did the dead pool break the news, I totally already told that Kanye joke in that thread too.

[loinburger]

Not as well, though.

[Lonestar]

[Wezil]

Not only did the dead pool break the news, I totally already told that Kanye joke in that thread too.

Always imitated, never duplicated.

[Serb]

Not only did the dead pool break the news, I totally already told that Kanye joke in that thread too.

And that is sick. Joking about someone's death is sick. It's so ****ing wrong.

[Wezil]

For you Serb.




Stalin was dead

The Soviet nation decided to get rid of him once and for all and bury him as far away as possible. They set up a special commission.

The commission turned to the British government with the request that they make available a plot in a British cemetery.

'Well,' replies the British government, 'we do already have Karl Marx in England . . . Two such great masters in the one cemetery . . . That would be overdoing it a bit. . .'

So they tried the Germans.

'Well, we would bury him here,' reply the Germans, 'but Hitler is already buried here. Two such great tyrants in the one country . . .'

Suddenly there arrived a telegram from Tel Aviv: 'In view of the fact that Stalin did not block the creation of the state of Israel, we agree to bury him here.'

'No way,' said the members of the commission in sudden panic.

'No way. After all they had a resurrection there . . .'

[Serb]

Another idiotism.