Atheist pet adoption service

[SlowwHand]

Maybe you can open a franchise.

[Elok]

I assume you all mean "brilliant" as a parody or something? I really can't imagine this getting many customers.

[Felch]

How many customers do you need? Every one you get is pure profit.

[Elok]

Nah, you do have the costs of maintaining the website, any advertising they do, probably some other stuff I haven't thought of too. It's got a good profit margin, but it hardly qualifies as "brilliant."

[duke o' york]

Does the fee include VAT?

[loinburger]

Aren't you British? Only Americans are in danger of getting Raptured.

[Attilburgh]

Ok fine, very nice, but I really couldn't get any clear idea.
Just make a little description of "Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals."
regards

[DaShi]

Good business model, but I think they're aiming too low - I imagine that a rapture insurance policy that pays out to your mistress when you're raptured away would be worth quite a lot of money. (Presumably you wouldn't marry anybody who isn't rapture ready.)

Rapture insurance is my idea!!!

[kentonio]

This is ****ing brilliant.

[Elok]

Ah, September 9th and 10th, 2009. You can tell I wasn't getting laid, can't you?

[Lorizael]

Bah. I abstain from all sexual contact whenever I'm posting on Poly to ensure that my arguments will be as objective and logical as possible.

[Uncle Sparky]

September 9 is my birthday. 2009 I turned 50 - eerie.

[Kidlicious]

I'm taking my pets with me.

It's just the way it is.

You can't.

[Kidlicious]

Bah. I abstain from all sexual contact whenever I'm posting on Poly to ensure that my arguments will be as objective and logical as possible.

How are you logical when you're horny?

[Kidlicious]

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I tried to give them money but it's fake! The "buy button" doesn't work!