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  • Dejection During Vasectomy

    A not entirely unexpected reaction, I should think.
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    Why? Let's try to make sense from this thread.
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    • #3
      The thread makes no sense now that the porn spam has been deleted
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      • #4
        A photo of a vasectomy in progress? Good.
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        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          No, it was a bunch of pictures of women giving men/dickgirls blowjobs. I'm not entirely sure what a vasectomy had to do with anything - must've been a bug in the spambot.
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          • #6
            I'll tell you something about vasectomies. After it's done, they make you sit in the waiting room for 30 minutes in case something inconvenient like death or explosion ensues.

            So there I was. And I realised "Wow. I'm sitting comfortably. I'm actually sitting comfortably."

            You see, I was entirely numb in the whole genital area. And it was the first time I realised just how uncomfortable it is to spend your life with knackers, ballbag and pork sword getting trapped, sat on, tangled up, twisted, chafed, overheated or generally being awkward. You never realise until it's gone.

            Extraordinary experience.
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            • #7
              Hmmm, I'm not sure here, but to admit that not being able to feel anything between your legs was an extraordinary experience seems kind of feminine to me.
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              • #8
                In America we have a seating style called "Spread Eagle." It's named after our foreign policy style, and it allows you to be comfortable in your manliness, while also disgusting anyone with the slightest hint of refinement.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rah View Post
                  Hmmm, I'm not sure here, but to admit that not being able to feel anything between your legs was an extraordinary experience seems kind of feminine to me.

                  If it is, I think I'll still pass on that whole menstruation, pregnancy, and unfathomable weakness for shoes stuff.
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                  • #10
                    Good idea. I thought we lost you there for a minute.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Felch View Post
                      In America we have a seating style called "Spread Eagle." It's named after our foreign policy style, and it allows you to be comfortable in your manliness, while also disgusting anyone with the slightest hint of refinement.
                      that's not comfortable for me either. balls kind of suck, although the alternative of not having balls doesn't appeal to me either. .

                      Even with boxers on, spread eagle sitting doesn't do much for me. But it's better than having your balls smashed between your legs. But I prefer to have my balls sit on top of my legs for that reason. The hard part is getting them there in public without looking like a freak who plays with himself all the time.

                      Although maybe I am a freak who plays with himself all the time.

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                      • #12
                        Women adjusting the girls to get comfortable. Hot.
                        Men adjusting the boys to get comfortable. Pervert.

                        A crappy double standard.
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