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  • Stolen: One box of pencils

    Price: $800,000+



    How much is a box of pencils worth? Fifty pence? £3.99 if the pencils have rubbers on the ends? Well, if they're part of a Damien Hirst art installation, the value is £500,000. That is what 17-year-old graffiti artist Cartrain discovered when he pilfered some pencils from Hirst's sculpture Pharmacy. And that wasn't all – he was arrested, released on bail, and is waiting to find out if he will be formally charged with causing damage to an iconic artwork worth £10m.

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    He then created a "wanted"-style poster that read: "For the safe return of Damien Hirst's pencils I would like my artworks back that DACS and Hirst took off me in November. It's not a large demand... Hirst has until the end of this month to resolve this or on 31 July the pencils will be sharpened. He has been warned."


    Hirst previously got into a fight with this kid over using images of another one of his pieces (which promptly backfired when some other artists decided to back the kid and started using those images all over the place). I still haven't figured out if Hirst is insane, brilliant, or both.
    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

  • #2
    I hate this ****. It's a ****ing box of pencils not art.
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Koyaanisqatsi View Post

      I still haven't figured out if Hirst is insane, brilliant, or both.
      What I wonder is whether Cartrain is making fun of Hirsts art or is using the situation to generate publicity for himself.
      We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
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      Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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      • #4
        Traincar should sue Hirst for interfering with his performance artwork: Pennapping.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SpencerH View Post
          What I wonder is whether Cartrain is making fun of Hirsts art or is using the situation to generate publicity for himself.
          Both, certainly, though it's worth noting that he wouldn't have gotten any publicity at all if Hirst hadn't decided to bust a kid for selling a couple hundred dollars worth of collages that used a picture of his twenty million dollar skull.
          "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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          • #6
            Hirst needs to be sectioned. That guy is just plain nuts.
            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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            • #7
              Anyone who'd pay £10M for a piece of crap like that deserves to get the pencils stolen and sharpened!
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              • #8
                This is just one more reason why I laugh at the entire island.
                John Brown did nothing wrong.

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