"Teeth" is the vagina dentata movie of the century

[loinburger]

Plot summary: Dawn has teeth in her vagina. She exacts revenge on rapists and other assorted villains by vagina-eating their schlongs.

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Also one unlucky gynecologist loses some fingers.

The end-boss almost foils her by trying to engage in buttsex (she has no teeth in her butt, to the best of our knowledge), but our plucky heroine defeats him by

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persuading him to have vaginal sex instead.

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And then the end-boss's dog eats his severed schlong. Irony!

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Not really irony.

I gave this movie 4 out of 5 stars on Netflix, and Netflix said "If you liked Teeth then you should watch Ben Stein's Intelligent Design Fun-O-Rama," so I put it in my instant queue. I will report back if Ben Stein has teeth in his vagina.

[Felch]

Awesome film review.

[Guynemer]

It's Ann Coulter's favorite movie of all time!

[KrazyHorse]

[Ben]Sexy![/Ben]

[loinburger]

Sorry for keeping y'all waiting, Ben Stein does not have teeth in his vagina.

[bumfister]

Is he at least a dickgirl?

[Theben]

Pulling a Tuberski, eh? Now we know who's DL you really are.

[bumfister]

If there is viginia dentata then why can't there be something like anal dentata? It's like the bride of Frankenstein. One cannot exist without the other.

[Finvola]

Wouldn't that be kind of risky for you if there was?

[bumfister]

What's life without a little adventure?

[Finvola]

It would be a whole lot worse with no hands.

[SlowwHand]

There can be a Frankenstein without a bride. You come here and you immediately start saying silly things. THINK!

Finvola. I recognize that name. Maybe it was at CFC, but I was thinking not. Maybe so.

[Finvola]

Yes but it's been a few months since I've been to CFC, and no I'm not here because I got banned there

[SlowwHand]

I didn't say you were. Feeling a little paranoid, are you?

[Finvola]

a bit