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I was fired from that job after I insisted on greeting people with celebratory headbutts and demanded tolls to enter the store.
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Tolls? That was a little invasive.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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You should have asked them for trolls.
Either you would have a large number of small statues, or the internet would have more traffic.
Win-win.
Not even old man Sam could be against that.(\__/)
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Ha, the sheriff shot the fire chief. It is like the wild wild west all over again! Where's Jesse James in all this?Comment
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O bet you the homes of the police officers are going to mysteriously catch on fire. Thoughts?Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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I saw this originally and thought to post it but didn't have time to verify it since it looked so bizarre. Cops shooting fire chiefs. Crazy.
Most small town aggressive speed trap artists know better than to prey on their own residents. But my favorite is disbanding the force and parking the cars far away to avoid vandalism.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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Excuuuuuse me. The INTERNET site said Baltimore was in Baltimore County. Put them on Ignore, hell.Originally posted by KrazyHorse View PostNo. I took you off just one day ago and I'm tempted to put you back on again.
The city remained a part of Baltimore County until 1851 when it was made an independent city.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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You shouldn't believe everything you read on the interwebs
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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