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    Excalibur Games is the home of PC simulator games, featuring Construction, Action & Strategy, Emergency Services, Farming, Flight and Trucking & Driving.


    Become a farmer and experience the thrill of driving heavy modern farm equipment as you try and feed the world! Choose from a variety of vehicles and implements, and explore the huge, over 4 km ², island.

    Either play missions (ideal for learning how to operate the heavy machinery) or enter career mode.

    In career mode you start in a sparsely-equipped farmhouse with old equipment. You set to work plowing, cultivating and seeding fields with the intention that the resulting harvest will provide you with the financial resources to better equip your yard and increase your productivity!


    Career Mode

    In the career mode you are free to do whatever you want. When starting a new career, you can select a save state which keeps track of your progress. Then you can choose one of three difficulty levels. The difficulty determines, among other things, your starting capital, the amount of grain you already have in your silos, and the prices for delivered grain.


    An ex-girlfriend of mine is a farmer's daughter. I should ask her to play it and see if it is a totally realistic simulation - like does it depict farmer's daughters fairly and accurately etc.
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    It looks incredibly boring.
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    • #3
      I guess this is more your cup o'tea.

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      Bet you've always wanted to be a "passenger with unprecendented realism".
      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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      • #4
        The most interesting thing about farmer's daughters is the rolling in the hay bit. I have always wndered how they manage to have sex in the hay with straws sticking in their buts and other body parts.
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        • #5
          They should make a prison simulator.
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            And have the Texan expansion pack, replete with an electric chair as a peripheral.
            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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            • #7
              God this sounds boring, but then I find most sim type games pretty boring.
              At least in the rollercoaster one people died.
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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              • #8
                People would die in SimPrison
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  Hmmm simprison.
                  After watching the little men in rollercoaster cleaning up the puck I can't imagine the shower scenes that would happen in simprison.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                  RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • #10
                    Ah, women's prison? You could experiment with a co-ed prison, play as guard or inmate, or even tattoo yourself up with plans to the prison to attempt to free your wrongfully imprisoned brother and then jump the shark for a third season in a row.
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Japher View Post
                      Ah, women's prison? You could experiment with a co-ed prison, play as guard or inmate, or even tattoo yourself up with plans to the prison to attempt to free your wrongfully imprisoned brother and then jump the shark for a third season in a row.
                      Women's prison, I wasn't thinking that.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                        It looks incredibly boring.
                        Of all people to say this, it's really ironic that it was you.
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                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
                          An ex-girlfriend of mine is a farmer's daughter. I should ask her to play it and see if it is a totally realistic simulation - like does it depict farmer's daughters fairly and accurately etc.
                          It's a farming simulator, not a neurosis simulator
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