Rufus T. Firefly's Afghan Adventure

[Lorizael]

Am sorry you guys spent your college years in the library, being pissed on is one of the least repulsive things I've seen done at various frat houses/house parties around the country.

I suggest you guys stay away from Bourbon Street...

I recently visited Bourbon Street on my road trip. There was a distinct lack of being pissed on that I noticed. I noticed raucous music, scantily-clad women, police on horses, and scores of people that were piss drunk, but absolutely no offensive urination occurred. Did I just miss it?

[Patroklos]

I don't remember saying anything about people being pissed on, it was an example amongst much stupid crap that can and does go on. You all can piss and moan all you want, but we all know young dudes partying do all sorts of crazy **** whether it be screwing with passed out drunk people or jumping off of roofs. Admit the what was described does not rate the adjectives used and move on.

I would be far more worried if they were more serious hazing like blood pinning people or somehow letting security lapse at the embassy (if it had lapsed, the Taliban would have been all over it). As it is we have some basic sophmoric activity that should be curtailed but it is not anything particularly crazy.

[Darius871]

golden showers

[KrazyHorse]

Pattie, if you like being pissed on by other men you don't have to pretend you're passed out. I'm sure you can find someone who will be happy to accommodate you.

[Az]

ahahahaha

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/09/embassy-guards-gone-wild-pictures-nsfw

[Dinner]

The first picture sure looks like lord of the flies and the ass sniffing is just weird.

[Asher]

Figures they're all hideously ugly.

[Guynemer]

I get pissed on at least once a week.

Of course, I work with newborn babies every damn day.

[Elok]

So, basically, if you take a bunch of guys of middling intellectual and education levels and stick them in a backwards country where all the women walk around covered in circus tents, they turn really, really, really gay?

[Kontiki]

It happens in the military, minus the women in circus tents, so why would you expect any different in this case?

[Asher]

Go Navy. rawr.

[Elok]

Oh, I don't know that I expected any different. It seems obvious in retrospect, I just never bothered to ask myself, "hmm, what do military guards stuck in Afghanistan do for fun?" I meant my question to ask, "so, you mean X, right?"

Anyway, those photos don't seem to show abuse. They look like scenes from a perfectly voluntary (albeit jungle-tribe themed) gay orgy. God knows what they did once they put down the cameras. I assume they'll all be kicked out under DADT, which is what people are really upset about.

[KrazyHorse]

These are private security guards employed by a daughter corporation of Wackenhut. Not military.

[Asher]

That explains why they all look to be 30+. ****ing ancient.

[KrazyHorse]