Henry Rollins is a terrible human being...

[Drake Tungsten]

Awwww. Teddy liked Chappaquiddick jokes...



Oddly enough, that admission isn't even the most offensive thing about this audio clip. "Bathos"? "Guffawring"? Jesus, don't use a word you don't know how to pronounce...

[duke o' york]

Henry Rollins! Henry Rollins!
You're hard. You're hard.
Big Jimmy Nail! Big Jimmy Nail!
You're hard as well.
Sainsbury's security!
Like I'm dead scared
Oh what a frightening world it can be

Lenny Henry! Lenny Henry!
You're funny. You're funny.
Jenny Eclair! Jenny Eclair!
You're dead funny too.
Skinner, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand!
Oh, nurse, soothe my sides
Oh, what a funny old world it can be
Ok, let's pedestrianise the high street

Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers but nothing much else yet she seems to get by
Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
If anyone wants me, I'll be over there

Half Man Half Biscuit.

[Drake Tungsten]

That reads like a Wesley Willis song. All it needs is a "rock over London, rock on Chicago" line...

[duke o' york]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ygDMHnt-Lg

(Complete with entirely unnecessary, and crap, images)

[Drake Tungsten]

Turns out Wesley Willis and Henry Rollins were friends. Rollins even wrote the liner notes for "Wesley Willis & The Dragnews: Greatest Hits Volume 3" along with Jello Biafra.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Exhibit A:

Ollie North never was a Senator, Tehbum.

He lost his election, mostly due to a Republican independent who Senator John Warner endorsed, and, on the eve of the election, when Nancy Reagan told a reporter that North lied to her husband about Iran Contra.

[tinyp3nis]

Henry Rollins music video that doesn't suck (but he loses the plot)