Because You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

Japher

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Because You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up

August 27, 2009, 16:31

My new favorite website: http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com

Need Midget To Drink With
Group of single male/females that party together on a regular basis are seeking a person of short stature (midget) to hang out with. Do not get us wrong…. This is purely for novelty purposes, but if you’re cool you can really be our friend. Total plus if you are an Asian Midget, with a drinking problem, who has no issues being referred to as Godzilla.

P.S. We will buy all the beer.

And so much more Craig's List Zaniness.

Monkey!!!
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August 27, 2009, 20:32

One of the funniest things on the internet ever! I laughed, I laughed till I cried, I laughed some more. Thanks Japher!!!
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August 28, 2009, 00:03

Hey, korn. How's it hanging?

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August 28, 2009, 01:48

low and to the left?

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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