People who say "Demoncrat" and/or "Repukelican"

[loinburger]

Or some variant thereof. Wait for the poll.

[KrazyHorse]

Wait for the poll.

No.

[Felch]

I think they're totally hilarious and witty.

[Kitschum]

You don't need to freeze it. You can use olive oil.

[Solomwi]

Those are every bit as witty as porkulus, feminazis and mediots.

[KrazyHorse]

wtf is "mediots"?

[SlowwHand]

Saying either is as dumb as a box of rocks.

[loinburger]

You don't need to freeze it. You can use olive oil.

Unless you're goatse guy that'll just get you an oily squished banana instead of a squished banana.

[Traianvs]

I like Repug. It's got a nice ring to it for some reason. Too bad a "Dem" is just weak while "Liberal" is actually a misnomer.

[Kitschum]

Unless you're goatse guy that'll just get you an oily squished banana instead of a squished banana.

In case of inexperience you may have to work up to it. 1-2-3 fingers. Make sure you/she properly relaxes and take your time, don't rush

Or might I suggest an unripe banana? It has to be more pleasant than something that came out of the freezer.

[Solomwi]

wtf is "mediots"?

A portmanteau of media and idiots. It usually serves as a herald for a decrying of either the AP football poll or a certain liberal bias, at least when I've seen it.

[Zkribbler]

I had to make the painful vote for banana because, my true answer is "it depends."

If they're just using the term to be derogatory, then they are abject morons. If they're saying it as part of making a point, then it's witty...or at least half witty.

For example, I tend to use the term Repubilican'ts because they vote no on all of Obama's proposals but have none of their own (except cut taxes for the rich!) Obama proposes health care reform. They say, "We can't." He puts forth a stimulus package. "Oh no, we can't." He wants to end the war in Iraq in just a couple of years. "We can't." He supposedly wants to end torture. "Oh noes, we can't."

This used to be a "can do" nation. When I was growing up, I constantly heard about "American know how." But today's Republican'ts are paralyzed with fear and defeatism. I'd pity them if they weren't screwing things up so badly.

[Sava]

I use repugs, but more for laziness than for the offense intended

I figure, doing this defuses my anger just enough to not want to go out and bomb an RNC field office

although, they probably deserve it

and to have their families killed

made to dig their own graves and shot

then burnt

[OzzyKP]

I'm glad to see we are all strictly non-partisan with our answers.

[Sava]

quiet or i'll put you on my list