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  • #16
    This thread is the best argument for accelerating oneself to relativistic speeds.

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    • #17
      Every day, in every way, looking a bit more like a scrotum with limbs.
      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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      • #18
        Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
        That's AAHZ. It lingers.
        The Wizard of AAHZ

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        • #19
          Senior discounts do not make up for "12. I'm a non-threat to young single women." However, this is what you get for choosing to live so long. Disrupted sleep to piss in the night, misbehaving glands, thinking your boring kanoodling is actually relevant and interesting, selective memory holes -- Japher's list hardly begins to make up for all this. Main thing is I've learned to be patient about most things, something will happen eventually.
          No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
          "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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          • #20
            The healing process taking that much longer.
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Theben View Post
              The healing process taking that much longer.

              Indeed.
              No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
              "I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author

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              • #22
                You can burp and fart without really having to say anything and if you do, then say hey, get over it I'm old what do you want?
                Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                • #23
                  Things I Like About Getting Old(er)

                  Not a ****ing thing.
                  We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                  If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                  Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                  • #24
                    being a non threat to single women also means they don't take you seriously. It's a two edged sword there.

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                    • #25
                      I don't mind the gray hair really. It does look distinguished. I only got a couple strands on the side of my head anyways. And my hair is light, so it's hard to notice. I'll take that any day over losing hair- which I slowly am as well .

                      #5 spot on. I agree wholeheartedly. No more trying to be cool and wear designer ****, I wear what I want.

                      #1 I've always had, I forgot books I've read shortly after I've read them. Some long books such as Red Storm Rising I forget what happened at the beginning by the time I reach the end.

                      #4 I say Back in my day. I love saying that.

                      #3 no, no, no. Kids are all gangsters now days. They'll shoot you if you try to tell them what to do.

                      #6 no, no, no. I love knowing everything and letting everyone else I know everything. I can do everything as well.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                        Every day, in every way, looking a bit more like a scrotum with limbs.
                        That might nullify #12. Or reverse it. Not sure.
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #27
                          Growing old is crap. I hate it.
                          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                          • #28
                            Outlasting your enemies.

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                            • #29
                              1. AARP discounts
                              2. Cheaper golf (not like I have time to play)
                              3. umm, had another, can't remember...
                              Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                              RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                              • #30
                                La vieillesse est un naufrage
                                What?

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