What Goes on Your Dog?

[BlackCat]

Heinz 57, chopped onion, chili if available. Nothing else.

Heinz is mostly sugar

[BlackCat]

I like ketchup, just not on a hot dog. Only philistines would put ketchup on a hot dog.

Thats because you don't know real ketchup

[Grandpa Troll]

Heinz is mostly sugar

Not trolling here, but thats why I am not a Heinz fan

Not in Ketchup/Catsup nor in Steak Sauce, just dont care for it, feel its inferior in nature to others.

[BlackCat]

Not trolling here, but thats why I am not a Heinz fan

Not in Ketchup/Catsup nor in Steak Sauce, just dont care for it, feel its inferior in nature to others.

Honestly, I'm not trolling. I use beauvais ketchup in cooking and that works fine. I have tried the same with heinz an the result was a pool of melted sugar floating on the top

[Zkribbler]

I hate yellow mustard. It's gotta be brown!

QFT. Only savages in Chicago eat yellow mustard.

Although I do prefer brown mustard on most other things,
when it comes to hot dogs: cheap yellow mustard and catsup.

I've had chili dogs and kraut dogs, and, although they're okay, they're for folks who like to do "fancy." I can do plain.

With Oscar Meyer fat-free wieners, I've been known to dispense with the bun and even the cooking. Eat 'em cold, right outta the package.

When it comes to hot dogs, I am a barbarian.

[BlackCat]

When it comes to hot dogs, I am a barbarian.

That is the real point - hot dogs are for barbarics

Long live barbarians

[Zkribbler]

Sometimes I have one of CMOT Dibbler's sausage-on-a-bun. They're guaranteed not to contain any rat.

[Grandpa Troll]

Sometimes I have one of CMOT Dibbler's sausage-on-a-bun. They're guaranteed not to contain any rat.

I love Hot Sausage on a bun, some chili and some warm-to hot sauce.