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  • #16
    It's all the extra vowels and the mixing of z with s

    really people, come on
    Monkey!!!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Kuciwalker View Post
      What is a "holiday scheme"?
      A way of keeping youths out of trouble during the summer break.
      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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      • #18
        I always just got a job. Do they have jobs in Britain?
        John Brown did nothing wrong.

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        • #19
          Jobs are passé.

          Most people are taking the recession as a time to kick back and relax.
          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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          • #20
            They certainly are. Many of my unemployed friends have stopped looking for jobs only after a couple months, citing lack of options or opportunity.
            Monkey!!!

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            • #21
              I'm sure the council-tax players of Bury will be chuffed-to-bits at this use of resources.

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              • #22
                "Youngsters receive a sticker after completing each different activity: if they collect eight, they can take part in a Golden Week of bonus events, such as trips to Blackpool or activity centres.
                I thought they were supposed to be encouraging youngsters!

                And besides Dauphin, I thought you were AQA qualified or something?
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
                  Don't confuse me even more with you talk of architectural trickery. Next you'll be talking about buildings with no 13th floor.
                  Thats nothing, how about every floor with a 4 in it doesn't exist?

                  Thats right, my father's apartment building...no 4th, 14th, 24th, etc. floors because 4 is deaths number and very unlucky.

                  My office building, no 4th or 14th floors.
                  "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the Blood of Patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson
                  "I can merely plead that I'm in the presence of a superior being."- KrazyHorse

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Japher View Post
                    Sloww wouldn't pass
                    You rat bastard. You almost snuck this by me. you, you, you bastard, you.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #25
                      Recessions are a time to go to school. Unfortunately I am just finishing. Fortunately, my job opportunities are heavily dependent on government funding.

                      JM
                      Jon Miller-
                      I AM.CANADIAN
                      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                        And besides Dauphin, I thought you were AQA qualified or something?
                        Worse than that, I have an Oxford degree in accountancy. I told them I didn't want it, but they gave it me anyway!
                        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                        • #27
                          You should be grateful, peasant
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #28
                            It's embarassing.

                            I already had a good hard earned degree from a venerable institution, why would I want a ****ty freebie from Oxford?
                            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
                              Don't confuse me even more with you talk of architectural trickery. Next you'll be talking about buildings with no 13th floor.
                              How about something like this?
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                              • #30
                                I've been to hotels that felt like that.
                                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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