Redhead Ranking

[Elok]

Inspired by KH's first Poll:Poll thingy. I was going to include Kari Byron as the third option, but A. I think only I have the KB obsession on this board and B. She ain't an actress, so it's sort of out of the blue. You get Lindsay Lohan instead. It's your call whether to think of her as attractive Mean Girls Lohan or post-crash "I'd sell my soul for a line of snow" Lohan.

[Drake Tungsten]

1. Kari Bryon would've been a better choice than Adams or Lohan (especially Lohan).

2. Angie Everhart and Kate Walsh are better than any of these choices.

3. Kate Walsh > Angie Everhart > Isla Fisher

[Kontiki]

I've only seen Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers, so I see her as a sex-crazed wildcat. I haven't seen either Amy Adams or Lindsey Lohan in any movies, but Amy Adams looks cute in the movie trailers I've seen with her while Lohan just seems like a disease-filled crack whore.

[Elok]

Everheart sounds vaguely familiar, but I have no clue who Kate Walsh is. What was she in?

[Drake Tungsten]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Walsh_%28actress%29

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Kari

[Drake Tungsten]

I'm a bit obsessed with Kari Byron myself.

[David Floyd]

Without pictures they don't exist.

[KrazyHorse]

So far, everybody who's voted (other than myself) is an idiot.

Does Lindsay Lohan look like a disease-infested used-up coke whore? Obviously. Is she a disease-infested used-up coke whore? Yes, obviously. Would she **** like a disease-infested used-up coke whore?. YES. Oh, God YES. Strap a couple of rubbers on, grab some blow from her nightstand AND GO TO ****ING TOWN.

[KrazyHorse]

Kari Byron's a fat slut who's only attractive to dorks who think it's hot for a girl to be a geek.

[Felch]

Lindsay Lohan was sexy as hell before she turned 18.

[Drake Tungsten]

Kari Byron's a fat slut who's only attractive to dorks who thinks it's hot for a girl to be a geek.

Would she **** like a disease-infested used-up coke whore?. YES. Oh, God YES. Strap a couple of rubbers on, grab some blow from her nightstand AND GO TO ****ING TOWN.

This all true and would only be intensified if you were smart enough to tell her you're producing an independent film and might be able to find a role for her. Still, I think my fear of getting Nuclear HIV outweighs my lust for insane coke-fueled debauchery.

[KrazyHorse]

It's hard to believe that ***** just turned 23

[Sava]

Does Lindsay Lohan look like a disease-infested used-up coke whore? Obviously. Is she a disease-infested used-up coke whore? Yes, obviously. Would she **** like a disease-infested used-up coke whore?. YES. Oh, God YES. Strap a couple of rubbers on, grab some blow from her nightstand AND GO TO ****ING TOWN.

if she wasn't passed out, she'd be so wasted that I'd have to do all the work

I don't understand the appeal of a disease-infested, used-up coke whore, but to each his own I suppose

[KrazyHorse]

Drake, Kari gained like 15 lbs between seasons. The producers need to strap her ass to a treadmill