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  • No more masturbation during the workday

    For the last two years I've supposedly shared my office with somebody else, but they were never around, so I had the space completely to myself. Now I'm going to have to share with somebody who, from my experience, is around most of the time during regular workdays.

    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

  • #2
    1. Leave a present in their desk of some of that fancy Cobalt-60.
    2. Go on vacation.
    3. Return to an empty office.
    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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    • #3
      They're pretty careful about mass quantities of Co-60. My wife has to deal with security protocols for some of the sources they have. Apparently "shoot to kill with no warning" is just about the whole of the law for responding officers...
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
      Ultima Ratio Regum

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      • #4
        Oh, well then just fart a lot.
        John Brown did nothing wrong.

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        • #5
          Already done.
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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          • #6
            Better yet, continue masturbating. Just stare at your new office mate while you do. Shoot for a really creepy look like this one.

            John Brown did nothing wrong.

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            • #7
              lie... you where never masterbating in your office anyway, you have rupied your rep for ever... no one can belive you now

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              • #8
                Holy ****, *******. Learn how to ****ing spell.
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  Seriously: who the **** manages to slip 5 spelling errors AND a comma fault into the same ****ing sentence?
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #10
                    your mom
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11


                      Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                      Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                      Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                      • #12
                        uk office is unfunny
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          Maybe he was shooting for some sort of Finnegans Wake deal, where the misspellings are all meant to refer to other words and it's all a dream, and also he's on drugs.
                          John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                          • #14
                            dont be a ***** cus i cought you in lie kh

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sava View Post
                              uk office is unfunny
                              Never seen it.
                              Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                              Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                              Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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