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    Help Me Name My Company

    OK

    I'm starting a company, at leas tnow that I"m 7 vbeers in... maybe8.

    THis company is going to mnake devices that help you find your stuff that you lost so long as you put the device on the thing you lost before you lost it

    Like thE ****ING REMOTE!!! wHER THE hell is it?

    ANyway it will have RF technology and a hub at your computer that will send out a signal to the thingy and go beep beep like when I lose the phone... WHich, by the way, I have. I also kknow where my computer is, so lucky yous.

    So, what should I call this soon to be Fortune 500 company?

    I'm thinking


    Fck U BilGates (FU BILL for short)
    EBGB
    Monitor
    Marker
    Asher is an Ass
    Venture
    Tinker
    Apolyton
    Nekkid House

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    Monkey!!!
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    Monkey Balls Technologies, Inc.
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      Monkey! Poo Flinger, Inc.
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        I like he MOnkey aspect

        maybe just "bad Monkey!!!"
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            The Moneky's Banana
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Japher View Post
              THis company is going to mnake devices that help you find your stuff that you lost so long as you put the device on the thing you lost before you lost it

              Like thE ****ING REMOTE!!! wHER THE hell is it?

              ANyway it will have RF technology and a hub at your computer that will send out a signal to the thingy and go beep beep like when I lose the phone... WHich, by the way, I have. I also kknow where my computer is, so lucky yous.

              Google Patents
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              Sorry.
              Unbelievable!

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              • #8
                In that case.... Microsoft?
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                    Monkey Business

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                      browncarders anonymous.
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                      • #12
                        Spider Solitaire Unlimited
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                        • #13
                          Panda ****ers Inc.
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                            Felch Pop Granny Inc.

                            I'm a great guy. And the logo practically draws itself.

                            Something like this:

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                              ACME

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