I hate you all

[Felch]

The boss is out of town, and so is the office coordinator who always tries to make me work. I figured I'd take this opportunity to shoot the moon and pull a Tuberski. Instead, interlopers have been foiling my plan. I'm gonna go make myself a grilled cheese sandwich. After that, I'll probably retire to the men's room and jerk off to thoughts of further grilled cheese sandwiches. Then I'll use a plastic trash bag to help myself achieve climax, die in a freak auto-asphyxiation accident, and wait in hell until the rest of you get there.

I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL! Or maybe just after lunch.

[ColdWizard]

Have the grilled cheese sandwiches ready when we get there.

[KrazyHorse]

If you have a polyplus subscription and the patience to open 30 browser tabs preloaded with comments then a tuberski is actually easy to pull. Personally, when I pulled mine a couple of weeks ago I used only a single browser tab

[Japher]

Save me a seat

[Sava]

what did Tubers do to deserve his own verb?

[Felch]

These are pathetic responses. My hatred overflows. My grilled cheese is eaten. My hunger is sated.

[Dinner]

If you have a polyplus subscription and the patience to open 30 browser tabs preloaded with comments then a tuberski is actually easy to pull. Personally, when I pulled mine a couple of weeks ago I used only a single browser tab

Someone is seriously bored at work.

[KrazyHorse]

you have no idea

[Tuberski]

what did Tubers do to deserve his own verb?

It's posting in every thread so that your name appears as the most recent post on every thread.

ACK!

[Japher]

Do you work where I work?

Sad thing is, I promised myself if I won the first Spider Solitaire game of the day that I wouldn't play for the rest of the day. I thought it would never happen.

[Tuberski]

How many suits?

ACK!

[Japher]

Four... I generally will play about 25-30 games a day and will win about 3 lately. Though that has taken a few weeks to get up to.

[Blaupanzer]

That's sounds incredibly boring. Can a human actually die of boredom?

[Japher]

I am rather bored. School started back up though, so I should homework soon, that I will do at work.

[Theben]

Have the grilled cheese sandwiches ready when we get there.

Just don't store them in a plastic bag.