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    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Hosianna

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    • #3
      it is used? uh.
      "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
      Middle East!

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      • #4
        And she's not holding a baby. I guess the thing worked...
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #5
          Something tells me the religious nutters won't be flocking to see that one.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            And I doubt we'll see it on e-bay
            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #7
              Did anyone actually claim to see the virgin in that, or is this just someone being "funny"? I'd assume the latter, but people have claimed to see her in all sorts of daffy things, after all...
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              • #8
                A condom that makes people fall to their knees? Now that's effective!
                Lysistrata: It comes down to this: Only we women can save Greece.
                Kalonike: Only we women? Poor Greece!

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                • #9
                  No, it's stupid. From conception (or not) until now.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Hopefully that is a jizzed in condom so there is one less virgin in the world.
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                    • #11
                      Oerdin, do you understand how all around wrong that was? Nod your head, and say Yes.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        Not good. Just leave her along.

                        Joseph

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                        • #13
                          I guess that seeing Mary in a peanut butter jar and soaking the faithful $10 per view is okay with you and Slowwy?
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by chequita guevara View Post


                            that is so awesome.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Theben View Post
                              I guess that seeing Mary in a peanut butter jar and soaking the faithful $10 per view is okay with you and Slowwy?
                              No, unlike Che and b etor, I think it's stupid. Only a total ****** would see it, post it, and admire it.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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