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Fact #1: MJ was an Egyptian woman who lived about 3000 years ago:
Fact #2: he was aware of fact #1:
So, will he let us wait another 3000 years?
Fact #2: he was aware of fact #1:
So, will he let us wait another 3000 years?
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Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
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Him and Jesus will come together and bring happiness and peace o'er all the land
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Sure thing :bOriginally posted by Imran Siddiqui View PostHim and Jesus will come together and bring happiness and peace o'er all the land
But waiting 3000 years for that? I'm not sure I will still be around by then
Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again...Comment
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So he WASN'T a kiddy diddler. As far as he knew all of the children he molested were three thousand years past the age of consent.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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I don't think he's dead. I think he and Elvis are rooming together.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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As if Elvis would allow that twerp within 20' of him.
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I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but Elvis wasn't Mr. Role Model himself.
He was kind of goofy too.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Elvis didn't diddle children.
Last edited by Hueij; August 9, 2009, 18:08."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Wezil View PostElvis didn't diddle children.
And Elvis changed the world single handed. Without Elvis we would still live in Sloww's good old times
Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again...Comment
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Listen, Mr. Pot....
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Ah that explains it - Michael Jackson is a Goa'uld
Speaking of Erith:
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Originally posted by Wezil View PostElvis didn't diddle children.
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Last edited by Hueij; August 10, 2009 at 00:08.
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Hey, hey. I was wondering about that editing note.
Elvis was a fine upstanding man, as long as he kept seated.Comment
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I didn't even notice that!Originally posted by Winston View Post
Strange thing is.... I don't think any changes were made.
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