Can I Tether This Phone?

[Theben]

Don't inslut me! Outslut me!

WOuld that be like outsourcing your sluttiness?

[Wiglaf]

I have noticed a troubling decline in factual accuracy in Kuciwalker's posts. He's still kind of young so I do not think it is related to degenerative disorders or asbestos from 9/11, but it's something an acuity doctor should take a look at before it gets much worse. Early onset amneisa, diabetes, or even stroke are possible if this continues unchecked, as seen in my last dog Rover and even my best friend's hamster back when I was in high school. I fear for the worst but hope for the worst.

[Imran Siddiqui]

WOuld that be like outsourcing your sluttiness?

I'm willing to take it overseas to the hottest young women of other continents

[DaShi]

No one can outslut Imran!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Except that ***** Paris Hilton

[Japher]

She defines slut

[Felch]

No, she's an example of a slut.

For instance, one could say, "blah blah blah slut (e.g. Paris Hilton)."

But "blah blah blah slut (i.e. Paris Hilton)," would be a stretch.

[KrazyHorse]

I'm glad you've learned the difference

[Felch]

I'm a learned man. KH says it, so it must be true.

[KrazyHorse]

I am omniscient, after all.

[Theben]

Then what am I thinking now?

[KrazyHorse]

"thinking" is a stretch when applied to you

[Theben]

that wasn't it, you liar