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  • #16
    At any rate, it's a guy. I imagine they've checked that by now.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #17
      You never know

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      • #18
        If you never know, you better buckle up for some rough nights.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #19
          god damn ****.

          it looks like a hormone consuming fat ass moustache lady.

          his / its looks are bad enough to give me nightmares.

          *puke smilie*

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          • #20
            He'll be squealing like a pig, won't he?
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
              I didn't know the women in your neck of the woods had such pronounced mustaches.
              And speaking of necks, he has several of them
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #22
                He smuggles a gun into jail and then tell a guard about it?? Let me guess. His role in the gang is NOT that of criminal mastermind, is it?

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                • #23
                  Perhaps they could get all new inmates who are obese to do the truffle shuffle. That should throw out any firearms
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Zkribbler View Post
                    He smuggles a gun into jail and then tell a guard about it?? Let me guess. His role in the gang is NOT that of criminal mastermind, is it?
                    I didn't realise he was in a gang (or a criminal mastermind).

                    ...Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.


                    Not exactly a home invasion or drug shutout.


                    My 2 cents - He smuggled the gun in with personal protection in mind.
                    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • #25
                      He evidently didn't have a concealed weapon permit.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #26
                        We had a nice laugh at this at the criminal building last week. Houston and Texas seem to get more than their fair share of whack jobs and bizarre scenarios.

                        And I've seen enough fat or old women with facial hair, that I couldn't tell the gender of this guy.

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                        • #27
                          I think Houston is the 4th largest city in the USA. Texas has 3rd or 4th largest population. In most people's mind, it's the 2nd largest state.
                          Naturally, crap is going to happen.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Kitschum View Post
                            That's a man? I think they flipped their first and last names
                            I thought it was a woman too until I saw the mustache.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by asleepathewheel View Post
                              We had a nice laugh at this at the criminal building last week. Houston and Texas seem to get more than their fair share of whack jobs and bizarre scenarios.

                              And I've seen enough fat or old women with facial hair, that I couldn't tell the gender of this guy.
                              really? I never seen a woman with facial hair. I just thought it was a myth. Or they are smart enough to shave it off.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Dis View Post
                                really? I never seen a woman with facial hair. I just thought it was a myth. Or they are smart enough to shave it off.
                                Consider yourself lucky

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