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    Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat

    I figured, I should be the one posting this tidbit.

    Aug 8, 4:47 PM EDT

    HOUSTON (AP) -- An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

    Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

    The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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    Sorry Sloww, but that just shows how incompetant Texan prison guards are. I've actually been in a similar positin, and searching the folds of the flabby guys skin is something you should always know to do...
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    • #3
      Fat. Criminal. Gun Nut. This guy is the model Texan.
      KH FOR OWNER!
      ASHER FOR CEO!!
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      • #4
        What I don't understand is how the arresting officers could miss it - it was placed where they themself would hide their backup guns
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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        • #5
          He was searched 3 times. Good thing it was unloaded.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            That's not making the prison guards sound better
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #7
              Not a prison, but it's a county jail. That's bad enough. Any of it is bad enough.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                That's not making the prison guards sound better
                They were probably checking him for a vagina.

                ACK!
                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                • #9
                  That's a man? I think they flipped their first and last names

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                  • #10
                    I didn't know the women in your neck of the woods had such pronounced mustaches.
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      They could have made that with a black marker

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                      • #12
                        What exactly about that picture screams to you *female* ?(!)
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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                        • #13
                          Hair, facial expression, general softness, and nothing particularly masculine except for the "line" stache

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                          • #14
                            And the chin has hair. A beard, be it as it may. A weak beard, but a beard of sorts, all the same.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              I don't know, and even if, some hormonally dysfunctional women have that

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