Silly parishioners

[Heresson]

yeah, they should all wear red underwear.

[Kitschum]

I didn't know they had colored underwear in pre-modern times. I figured it was always white but it makes sense, unless white is considered colored now.

[ZEE]

And who should be the leader of that investigation ? The devil ?

The concept of Hell and the Devil is far moar interesting than God and Heaven, from an outside perspective looking at human imagination and why people worship God to begin with.

What it tells me is that despite all our money, all our egos, the pleasure we get from torture/humiliation/killing each other, all our blind confused emotions, and all the things we "learn" about things and try to "advance" ourselves...

the human race is completely lost and scared.

[ZEE]

and we dont even have the mental capacity to explain the simplest of raw basic feelings to eachother after generations of greed, hatred, and brainwashed ideals.

[Zkribbler]

i've been praying for it to rain naked chicks and money since I was about 10... no luck yet

Do you wear colored underwear? You might be provoking the anger of the gods.

[Provost Harrison]

i've been praying for it to rain naked chicks and money since I was about 10... no luck yet

I hope:

(1) They're wearing umbrellas or it could get really messy
(2) That weatherfront also heads across the Atlantic

[Wezil]

Are you saying all his naked chicks have been raining into the ocean?

[Provost Harrison]

As per sods law, I wouldn't be at all surprised

[Heresson]

I didn't know they had colored underwear in pre-modern times. I figured it was always white but it makes sense, unless white is considered colored now.

well, it could get grey, yellow, brown, or even green!
red too.

[Kitschum]

I hope:

(1) They're wearing umbrellas or it could get really messy
(2) That weatherfront also heads across the Atlantic

How do you wear an umbrella? DO you wrap it around you or something. I figure the spokes would get in the way though.

[Kitschum]

well, it could get grey, yellow, brown, or even green!
red too.

Whatever color it was I am sure it was as itchy

[Provost Harrison]

How do you wear an umbrella? DO you wrap it around you or something. I figure the spokes would get in the way though.

They would have to wear clothes with a special umbrella mount. Therefore they wear umbrella.

(or I meant to say parachutes, pedant, unless they used it a la Mary Poppins).