space questions

[Sava]

if you had diarrhea in a zero gravity environment, would it propel you like a rocket?

if i jerked off and blew my load down a long corridor, then shut the airlock and let it continue to float, then blew the outer lock and let the spooge fly into space, and lets say the trajectory was such that it would fly into orbit, could the frozen jizz gain enough energy to shatter the windshield of a shuttle coming up into orbit?

[Blaupanzer]

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[SlowwHand]

Sava, you sound somewhat like AAHZ.

[rah]

if you had diarrhea in a zero gravity environment, would it propel you like a rocket?

Yes, the expelling of mass would result in motion in the opposite direction.

[DanS]

if you had diarrhea in a zero gravity environment, would it propel you like a rocket?

Yes. Like a water rocket.

if i jerked off and blew my load down a long corridor, then shut the airlock and let it continue to float, then blew the outer lock and let the spooge fly into space, and lets say the trajectory was such that it would fly into orbit, could the frozen jizz gain enough energy to shatter the windshield of a shuttle coming up into orbit?

Not likely. Remember that orbit is a velocity as well as a location. If the shuttle is in the same orbit as the spooge, then both are going roughly the same velocity. The impact would not be violent.

If the spooge degraded to a lower orbit, it would eventually burn up/evaporate in the atmosphere on its way to Earth.

[KrazyHorse]

Not likely. Remember that orbit is a velocity as well as a location. If the shuttle is in the same orbit as the spooge, then both are going roughly the same velocity. The impact would not be violent.

Dan, "roughly" is a very bad approximation in this case. Orbits which are even slightly different can have intersections at velocities which differ by thousands of miles an hour

[DanS]

That may be so. But in reality, it's probably not much of an issue. The shuttle has experienced similar impacts with space junk on orbit and has suffered little or no damage -- f.e., in the latest Hubble mission, there was a collision on one of the wings with no damage.

Once you get into more substantial junk than Sava's... ice, that's a huge consideration of course. It becomes a major issue quickly as you scale size and mass.

[loinburger]

The real problem is that Sava's spunk is acidic.

[Japher]

If the spooge hit the shuttle's windshield would you call it a spunknick?

[loinburger]

Here's what I have to say to that

[Sava]

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these are serious questions

[ZEE]

Here's what I have to say to that

i lol'd IRL