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  • Your job has been outsourced to... A Llama?

    One golf course in the US wants to replace all their caddies with Llamas. Imagine the conversation they must have had when they informed the caddies how they were being replaced!

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  • #2
    While I can see certain benefits of going with llamas, I doubt the current caddies are prone to ****ing on the fairway.
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    • #3
      Well, someone has to pick up the llama dung, so I don't think that you will be out of work, Oerdin.
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      • #4
        Actually, llamas are very tidy animals who prefer to go in one place, like cats. They've probably trained them to use something like a litter box.
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        • #5
          Hey, free fertilisation as well...what's the problem?
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Elok View Post
            Actually, llamas are very tidy animals who prefer to go in one place, like cats. They've probably trained them to use something like a litter box.

            Well, the simpler the better are Oerdins chance to keep his new job
            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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            • #7
              Well, so long as he learns only to **** on the fairways...

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              • #8
                Holy **** that's awesome.

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                • #9
                  Llamas are great!

                  Andean pride!
                  I need a foot massage

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                  • #10
                    I like llamas, but I don't like this for Argentina.

                    Here, most gold courses are in poor places (because in poor places land is cheaper) near highways (so that wealthy people can get by car easily).

                    The golf courses usually hire local kids from the poor neighbourhoods they are located in and they have a positive social role in their communities.

                    Argentine Angel Cabrera won two majors the past two years and he used to be a poor kid who worked as a caddy.
                    I need a foot massage

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Elok View Post
                      Actually, llamas are very tidy animals who prefer to go in one place, like cats. They've probably trained them to use something like a litter box.
                      Are you going to have a "litter box" at each hole? It's not like you can train them to hold it.
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                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #12
                        No, they're trained to not mind the litter box tied to their ass.


                        We need a llama pooping smiley!
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                        • #13
                          "A LLAMA!?!?!? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!"



                          ACK!
                          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                          • #14
                            Keeping and maintaining the animals may end up being more expensive than hiring some pimply-faced kid for his first job.
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                            • #15
                              At least they won't have to worry about the Llama's smoking pot on the fore caddy holes.
                              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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