3 Best you can name

[Kuciwalker]

Girlfriends I've had:

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[KrazyHorse]

...says the man who likes to rub his **** against another man's...

Had to choose one between DV and DA. At least DV is cleaner...

You put DV above spitroast, you stealth bi mother****er

[Jon Miller]

SF writers (living):
1. Gene Wolfe
2. Lois Bujold
3. CH Cherryh

JM

[Kuciwalker]

High schools in the United States:
1. Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Tech
2. Stuyvesant
3. Bronx Science

[Drake Tungsten]

Girls I've Had:

1. Tracey Wilson
2. Jenna Anderson
3. Shakneekwa Washington

[Drake Tungsten]

You put DV above spitroast, you stealth bi mother****er

DV is funnier than a spitroast.

[Kuciwalker]

Chat protocols:
1. Jabber
2. IRC
3. Skype

[Drake Tungsten]

Celebrity Chefs:

1. Anthony Bourdain
2. Gordon Ramsey
3. Mario Batali

[KrazyHorse]

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1) The hottest one
2) The sluttiest one
3) The smartest one

[Kuciwalker]

Webcomics:
1. Perry Bible Fellowship
2. XKCD
3. Jack Chick

[Kuciwalker]

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1) The hottest one
2) The sluttiest one
3) The smartest one

This is a lot less annoying than it was supposed to be because I can just quote the post.

[Jon Miller]

Musical Instruments:
1. Piano
2. Violin
3. French Horn

JM

[Kuciwalker]

Neal Stephenson novels:
1. Cryptonomicon
2. Snow Crash
3. The Diamond age

[SlowwHand]

Girls I've Had:

1. Tracey Wilson
2. Jenna Anderson
3. Shakneekwa Washington

No good without pics. If ever this mandate was appropriate, it's now.

[Drake Tungsten]

Religious Texts:

1. Brick Testament
2. King James Bible
3. Dianetics