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  • #16
    Yeah PH has the right idea.

    But back OT.
    Instead of saying this will embarass the Gods, I would think it would be better to say, by having our nubile daughters tend the field naked, it's more likely the gods will notice the girls and see how dry the fields are and make it rain so they can watch mud wrestling. Come on, who doesn't like nakid mud wrestling.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #17
      If I were a God, and many often think I am , that would be my motivation
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #18
        this is a quality thread title, and it is not even fake!

        Sava

        and Provost you need to move to somewhere where the many who think you are god reward you appropriately
        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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        • #19
          Just out of curiosity - has anyone wondered how the gods will make it rain looking at lots of naked women
          With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

          Steven Weinberg

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          • #20
            ewww
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #21
              rain with fertilizers - the best the peasants can get.
              "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
              I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
              Middle East!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by BlackCat View Post
                Just out of curiosity - has anyone wondered how the gods will make it rain looking at lots of naked women
                By... crying?








                (while they masturbate)
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #23
                  Apparently, this worked in Nepal, 2002.
                  “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                  ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                  • #24
                    well, if there's a precedent
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by pchang View Post
                      Apparently, this worked in Nepal, 2002.
                      Yeah, nudge nudge wink wink.

                      I guess the farm girls in southern texas should start taking their cloths off.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #26
                        Why Texas? How about here in midwest... wait until I get my camera
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #27
                          The drought is in southern Texas not across the midwest.

                          But I guess if you believe that doing it naked will help, no reason you can't believe there's a drought in Illinois.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • #28
                            It's raining right now, but it's not helping!
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave View Post

                              Sava
                              rise, my son
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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                              • #30
                                Seriously, Sava, you should post in more threads!
                                ÄI don't even care much for what you post, just post
                                "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                                "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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