Masked ball descends into orgy

[DanS]

Guy: It's just a made up story and is a little rough around the edges. It must have been a slow news day.

[Dis]

So where do I join this club?

I want to be in an orgy.

[Dinner]

How come I never get invited to these sorts of parties?

[Combat Ingrid]

Do you want an honest or a diplomatic answer?

[Dis]

Actually there was a little bit if seriousness to my question. Not that I want to participate in one, but I'm curious how one gets into the orgy "scene". Is there some group you have to join? Are there qualifications? How do they meet each other? Do they randomonly go up to people and ask if they like orgies? Is there any polite way of doing that? Maybe it's like a local club, and they have regular meetings with membership dues and all that.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

that's what happened to James Bond when he retired...

[Proteus_MST]

Here's what puzzles me about the article.

The guy talks about how, at first, everyone was very friendly, and the costumes were so beautiful and like, and I quote, "something out of 'Eyes Wide Shut'."

And then he's surprised when it turns into an orgy?

Exactly my thoughts
this and the motto of the party ("Eyes wide sins") should have given him some clues as to what would happen

[Jon Miller]

"So what happened?"
"She's into it."
"Into what?"
"The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate's into the menage too."
"That's unbelievable."
"Oh, it's a scene man."
"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
"What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it."
"You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?"
"I can't. I'm not an orgy guy."
"Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident."
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
"If only something like that could happen to me."
"Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either."
"I know."
- George and Jerry, in "The Switch"

[Az]

"So what happened?"
"She's into it."
"Into what?"
"The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate's into the menage too."
"That's unbelievable."
"Oh, it's a scene man."
"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
"What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it."
"You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?"
"I can't. I'm not an orgy guy."
"Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident."
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
"If only something like that could happen to me."
"Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either."
"I know."
- George and Jerry, in "The Switch"

I am pretty sure both guys participated in threesomes at the very least IRL

[Jon Miller]

I think that a lot less people do than you would think. And for a lot of people it is some sort of one time thing/etc.

I do know people who take part in more regular group activities... and yeah, it seems like a set of people they get to know who do the same.

I was interested in that stuff when I was a bit younger, not now.

JM

[Flubber]

Actually there was a little bit if seriousness to my question. Not that I want to participate in one, but I'm curious how one gets into the orgy "scene". Is there some group you have to join? Are there qualifications? How do they meet each other? Do they randomonly go up to people and ask if they like orgies? Is there any polite way of doing that? Maybe it's like a local club, and they have regular meetings with membership dues and all that.

Most larger places have a swing club of some description-- do a quick google search if you want-- also there are these wonders called internet dating sites or heck even craigslist (It seems like there are always couples seeking to add a woman for threesome fun)


The main criteria seems to be have a female partner to go into it. It seems (and simple logic would dictate) that single men are dime a dozen. I am betting if you had a very attractive female partner and went to a swing club, the invitations would follow. If you go alone, I'm betting you don't get in past the door (with the exception if you are exceptionally attractive which no offense I am betting against)

[self biased]

usually single males are by invitation only. couples are generally welcome, though single ladies of any kind are regarded as unicorns within the scene.

[-Jrabbit]

£65 is dead cheap for that kind of action.

[Heraclitus]

£65 is dead cheap for that kind of action.

QFT

[OneFootInTheGrave]

getting syphilis has never been cheaper, not yet time to outsource to India