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    Swearing 'helps to reduce pain'
    Uttering expletives when you hurt yourself is a sensible policy, according to scientists who have shown swearing can help reduce pain.

    A study by Keele University researchers found volunteers who cursed at will could endure pain nearly 50% longer than civil-tongued peers.

    They believe swearing helps us downplay being hurt in favour of a more pain-tolerant machismo.

    The work by Dr Richard Stephens' team appears in the journal NeuroReport.

    Dr Stephens, from Keele's school of psychology, came up with the idea for the study after swearing when he accidentally hit his thumb with a hammer as he built a garden shed.

    “ If they want to use this pain-lessening effect to their advantage they need to do less casual swearing ”

    Researcher Dr Richard Stephens
    He recruited 64 volunteers to take part and each individual was asked to submerge their hand in a tub of freezing water for as long as possible while repeating a swear word of their choice.

    They were then asked to repeat the experiment, this time using a more commonplace word that they would use to describe a table.

    Despite their initial expectations, the researchers found that the volunteers were able to keep their hands plunged in the ice water for a longer period of time when repeating the swear word.

    Natural response

    On average, the students could tolerate the pain for nearly two minutes when swearing compared with only one minute and 15 seconds when they refrained from using expletives.

    While it is not clear how or why this link exists, the team believes that the pain-lessening effect occurs because swearing triggers our natural 'fight-or-flight' response.

    They suggest that the accelerated heart rates of the volunteers repeating the swear word may indicate an increase in aggression, in a classic fight-or-flight response of downplaying a weakness or threat in order to deal with it.

    Dr Stephens said the findings might also explain why the centuries-old practice of cursing developed and still persists today.

    But he cautioned: "If they want to use this pain-lessening effect to their advantage they need to do less casual swearing.

    "Swearing is emotional language but if you overuse it, it loses its emotional attachment."

    Rohan Byrt of the Casual Swearing Appreciation Society said he thought the study was the first time swearing's benefits had been proved.
    Two thoughts:

    1. There's a Casual Swearing Appreciation Society?

    2. There are a lot of varaibles in the study as mentioned that need to be accounted for, such as using ice water and having them swear first then repeat with common words.
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    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    Oh, and the title was originally going to be used for the results of the interviews the so called PhDs here in China conducted for my study.
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #3
      Real men don't react at all to pain. They absorb it and it makes them stronger. Pain is weakness leaving the body, or bones breaking, but they heal back stronger, that is with less weakness!

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      • #4
        **** the ****ing ****ers. ****, the most useful word in the English language. So say it loudly and proudly, F*CK YOU!

        Anyone else have this audio?
        "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the Blood of Patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson
        "I can merely plead that I'm in the presence of a superior being."- KrazyHorse

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        • #5
          There is no help for the human race. I almost wish for a nuclear holocaust at this point.
          The Wizard of AAHZ

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          • #6
            Does this apply to young children?
            ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
            ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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            • #7
              I think it is just the fact that you are focusing on something else when they were in the Ice Bath, so we should do other tests to see if it is just the focus on something else that is causing it. Could it be a way of relieving tension, you piece of ****? I feel less tense now.

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              • #8
                There is no help for the human race. I almost wish for a nuclear holocaust at this point.


                There is a way to end the world without having to spoil it for everyone else you know.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                  2. There are a lot of varaibles in the study as mentioned that need to be accounted for, such as using ice water and having them swear first then repeat with common words.
                  Which is why you'd have to read the study rather than some reporter's feeble understanding of the study.
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                  • #10
                    Bah, why would I waste time with that, when I can have it condensed, processed, concentrated for direct injection into my blood stream? Aaaahhh. That's the stuff.
                    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                    "Capitalism ho!"

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                    • #11
                      did they really need to spend alot of money for this study?

                      I really think they are running out of things to do studies on.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Space05us View Post
                        There is no help for the human race. I almost wish for a nuclear holocaust at this point.


                        There is a way to end the world without having to spoil it for everyone else you know.
                        im not sure but now you see my mindstate before i go in to work each morning

                        hey this **** really does work i guess
                        The Wizard of AAHZ

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Space05us View Post
                          There is no help for the human race. I almost wish for a nuclear holocaust at this point.


                          There is a way to end the world without having to spoil it for everyone else you know.
                          We did this already, Obama was elected marking the start of the fall of man. WOOT, nomadic raiding parties will be the norm and barter will be the new economy.

                          NOTE: To survive the impending doom watch Jericho seasons 1 and 2. I am Legend, Mad Max and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, and for all you eco-nuts Waterworld. These are the films that will save you.
                          "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the Blood of Patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson
                          "I can merely plead that I'm in the presence of a superior being."- KrazyHorse

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